Don’t just reach for the usual. This St. Patrick’s Day, expand your dark-beer horizons with these inky ales.
By Joshua M. Bernstein
We can learn much about beer drinking from Ivan Pavlov’s drooling dogs. The Russian physiologist used whistles, tuning forks, and bells to make canines salivate in anticipation of eating. A similar conditioned response occurs on March 17. That day, drinkers wear green and reach for pints of pitch-dark Guinness. Let’s call it pack behavior.
Guinness fever runs so hot on St. Patrick’s Day that tipplers don’t bother diving into the deep pool of unique stouts. From smooth, luscious milk stouts to briny oyster stouts and the supercharged Russian imperial stouts, there are countless ways to drink dark.
Though the Irish invented the dry stout, they hardly have a monopoly on the style. Great American versions are available, from Maine-based Shipyard Brewing’s Blue Fin Stout to the Old No. 38 Stout, from Fort Bragg, California’s, North Coast Brewing.
If you like a slightly sweeter stout, look toward “milk stouts” (sometimes called “sweet” or “cream stouts”). Instead of half-and-half, the milk in question is lactose, an unfermentable sugar. When added to beer, lactose creates a fuller body and imparts a sweetness that can balance out the roasted characteristics. Wet your whistle with Young’s Double Chocolate Stout and the Left Hand Milk Stout Nitro.
Similarly smooth but less sweet is oat meal stout, which is brewed with a small percentage of the breakfast friendly grain. Oats create a silky, creamy brew with a lick of sweetness. Samuel Smith’s Oatmeal Stout is a classic British example, but Wolaver’s Oatmeal Stout and Rogue’s Shakespeare Oatmeal Stout are worthy brews.
Want to pair some food with your stout? Classically, oysters have proved an ideal pairing with stouts, with the briny salinity complementing the full-bodied, creamy brew. To unite those flavors, brewers have begun tossing freshly shucked oysters into brew kettles, creating complex ales like the Porterhouse Brewing Company’s Oyster Stout.
But if your goal on St. Patrick’s Day is getting pie-eyed, opt for the burly, engine-oil-black Russian imperial stout. It typically registers between 8 to 12 percent alcohol by volume, and dates back to the days of Peter the Great, who opened his nation to the West in the eighteenth century. Seeing a business opportunity, British brewers formulated beers that would appeal to the vodka loving citizens. Since standard porters would not survive the lengthy Arctic sea voyage, extra hops were added and alcohol percentages were elevated, resulting in a darkly potent brew. In recent years, American craft brewers have cottoned to this extreme style, creating winners such as Stone’s Imperial Russian Stout and Victory’s Storm King Stout, even aging them in bourbon or whiskey barrels. Crack open one of Goose Island’s boozy Bourbon County Stouts on St. Patrick’s Day, and your friends will be green with envy.

GOOSE ISLAND: BOURBON COUNTY STOUT
The imperial stout is aged in 12- to 16-year-old oak barrels once filled with Kentucky’s Heaven Hill bourbon. The result is a warming, boozy wallop, calmed by notes of chocolate and vanilla.

ROGUE ALES: SHAKESPEARE OATMEAL STOUT
Tinted like tar, the thespian-themed oatmeal stout has a terrifically luscious, creamy head and a nose of cocoa and caramel. It drinks nice and easy, offering flavors of milk chocolate, toasted oats, and a touch of hoppy bitterness.

SHIPYARD BREWING COMPANY: BLUE FIN STOUT
The midnight-dark stout, flavored with rich malt and bittersweet chocolate, is capped by a rich beige head. It closes crisp, with a bitter, lingering aftertaste.

THE PORTERHOUSE BREW ING COMPANY: OYSTER STOUT
Ireland’s Porterhouse creates top-flight stouts, such as the dry, assertively bitter Wrasslers XXXX and this bivalve beauty. Brewed with just-shucked oysters, the aromatic stout is silky as all get-out, with a touch of brine on the taste buds.

LEFT HAND BREWING COMPANY: MILK STOUT NITRO
Bottled under pressure with nitrogen (the gas that gives draft Guinness its creaminess), this stout charges from the bottle with tons of tiny bubbles, which cascade into a thick head as sumptuous as an angel’s pillow. Expect a luscious creaminess and flavors of roasted grains and milk chocolate.















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